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RT @GarrettQuinn: So cool & hip. RT @MikeRiggs: Oh my god, I can barely handle this. Obama used to *punish* people for wasting pot smoke:

RT @MikeRiggs: Obama smoked pot, and became president. We smoke pot, and are forced to tell our secrets in group therapy.

David Icke just called Obama the Assassination Czar, so there's something to talk about.

Is the math here accurate? Interesting if it is : : Obama spending binge never happened - Rex Nutting - MarketWatch v

RT @reason: Penn Jillette, on Obama Locking Up People for Doing the Same Drugs He Did: "It's not a goddamn joke!"

Penn is fricking great: :: Penn Jillette Accuses Obama Of Class Warfare For Drug Policy, States' Rights (VIDEO)

@adam_orbit In Facebook's early days, one feature besides the "poke" was that you could defenestrate friends. I enjoyed doing that.

RT @JoeDeVitoComedy: Thank you Facebook for suggesting I poke that woman I had a 3-way with in 2010

It's heartening to see that the guys who sniffed glue and skipped class every day in 8th grade still can't spell or use grammar. #Facebook

@ZoeyalaMode Oh how I loved posting that on Facebook, where it's considered uncouth to criticize King O

Today at the Facebook think tank: 'Blargh Teabagger cuz Maher says blargh LOL too funny blargh ha ha it's so true Faux News people are dumb'

@elserracho Yeah, Facebook was not my friend today. I want to punch it in the dick.

I'm listening to Rape Me [Explicit] by Richard Cheese on #CloudPlayer via @amazonmp3

I'm listening to Booties by Bad Rabbits on #CloudPlayer via @amazonmp3

I'm listening to Fillmore Jive by Pavement on #CloudPlayer via @amazonmp3

I'm listening to You Remind Me Of Something by R. Kelly on #CloudPlayer via @amazonmp3

I'm listening to Gold Soundz by Pavement on #CloudPlayer via @amazonmp3

Christine McVie sounds like Roberta Flack here: : : Songbird (LP Version) by Fleetwood Mac on #CloudPlayer

RT @DAVID_LYNCH: Dear Twitter Friends, a mole came to visit & can't seem to get out of the cement area. We're feeding the mole almonds, oats, water & celery.

"A lot of love in this room right now" -- almost every celebrity on Twitter, sitting in a room alone.

@vermontaigne Yeah, I kind of noticed that in my feed lately too. Could be on Twitter's end.

@Ruth666 Sports bloggers are notorious idiots. Half of them sport Trayvon solidarity hoodies in their Twitter profiles. It's unreal.

I'm plotting a fascinating Twitter-Facebook related clambake and fish fry. Details a comin'.

If Bono ever joins Twitter, do you think his first tweet will be "I Will Follow"? HA HA HA

Perhaps there's something really wrong with me, but I really like this song ------ Bad Rabbits - Booties: via @youtube

A moratorium on songs comparing humans' fate to that of dinosaurs. OK, I get it. Walking in your footsteps, we'll make great pets, etc.

I've been listening to this Suzi Quatro song. I think Hagar ripped it off w/ "Two Sides of Love." A little bit.

Bring back the genre of the 80s video game novelty song

RT @HarMarSuperstar: I heard a rumor that the Eric Clapton song "Cheers in Heaven" is about George Wendt falling out of a stage door.

In the song "Midnight Blue," Lou Gramm says his "following days are over," which is bullshit; he follows 23 people.

RT @EricDSnider: THIS IS A BOLD STATEMENT. // RT @BayerJeff: the Cannes body odor has been more potent than what I am used to on the streets of Portland.

@ZoeyalaMode Yeah, sometimes I'm in the mood to torture Portland's perpetually offended do-gooders but today my bones ache too much...

@ZoeyalaMode I like it and I'd retweet it but I'm too tired today to field self-righteous, angry tweets from Portland's Young Creatives.

@FatherLuke Northeast Portland?

@JustAnotherMo All right, Portland.

In Portland, we "lessen" our carbon footprint by shipping our slop to Kent and Yakima. Is this insanity?