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“Egg sandwich just now rocked my world.”

“Fernando looked suspiciously at his breakfast egg, placing his monocle nigh above it. "You're a goddamn government egg, aren't you?" he said”

“"I'm a steward for the environment. I live in a hermetically sealed egg inside of Mayor Sam Adams' office." #DatingProfileAddition”

“Goddamn government eggs. cc @elserracho”

“@LucyStag The founding fathers, they were bona-fide butter & egg men.”

“Before his last breath, John Galt tells egg: "I eat punks like you for breakfast."”

“John Galt, Guy Fawkes and an egg go jogging together. They fall into a bottomless black pit and die. City of PDX still doesn't pave roads.”

“@elserracho John Galt arm wrestles Guy Fawkes at an egg convention.”

“Egg says "Who is John Galt?" John Galt smashes egg against wall in fit of hysterical anger. "YOU'RE A GODDAMN GOVERNMENT EGG, AREN'T YOU"”

“Egg fights John Galt. John Galt wins with one hand tied behind his back. Egg fucking bites it.”

“RT @elserracho: an egg just yelled at me.”

“@bojack54 I thought for sure it would have been that prized Rothschild Egg of streets, Cesar Chavez Boulevard. #TheCCB”