Jonathon Colman

Hey SEOs, want to rank #1 on Google? Matt Cutts gives you the low-down: [satire]

Impressed by Google's recent iterations on Webmaster Tools. Makes me think it's getting the resources it deserves!

What's Google researching now? Fake reviews, the anti-social web, crowd-sourcing web search, and more!

Lose your rankings to Google's Penguin algorithm update? Here's a way to make yourself feel better:

RT @glenngabe: Just don't treat Googlebot differently -> Matt Cutts: Split Testing Is Approved By Google via @rustybrick #seo

RT @bill_slawski: No zebras, orcas, magpies, dalmations, or other b&w animals in Google's April updates: :(

Coffee and sun, the day's just begun.

Somehow shaved, dressed, and found my VanPool sans #coffee.

Speaking of #coffee, here's an espresso machine that can "print" text on your coffee foam with edible ink!

Coffee is what makes any and all SEO possible.

I thought I was a #coffee addict, but @jordanlebaron got knocked down by an SUV, dusted himself off, and then got his morning coffee. #manly

@nukegirl LOL I love that. +1 to #coffee achievers!

@bryangalipeau Long time, no tweet! Will we see you at #SMX? Would love to catch up.

@MissPlumey That's it. Let's form a renegade #coffee-themed Birds of a Feather table at #SMX /cc @AkvileHarlow

@schachin Looking forward to your SEO alchemy at #SMX Advanced! cc @SMX @Dannysullivan

@JeffBiomecca but of course - will definitely see you at #SMX!

@GretchenHeying @kennyrowe @AlexaHL16 Good peeps + Good learning + Measurable Outcomes = #EpicWIN at #SMX and #MozCon

@GretchenHeying Thanks for joining us! Say hi to @kennyrowe for me. Hopefully we'll meet up someday. #SMX? #MozCon?

Taking off for my penultimate XML class. Question: is this tweet merely a vehicle for the word "penultimate"? It sure is, Jimmy. It sure is.

Main message of my quantitative analysis class is what @dr_pete @randfish etc. have told us for years: "correlation is not causation".

And we're off for Saturday morning quantitative analysis class! I'll be your guide. On your right, you'll see a very tired man...

What a beautiful day... for quantitative analysis class and an early afternoon focus group. #gradschool

Friday night XML class. Pray for me. #gradschool

And we're off...! To Saturday morning business research class. #adventureisoutthere

Just realizing that I've come to love XML over the past ten weeks in #gradschool. Truly a powerful tool for structuring information.

I have calculated... KAPPA! #statistics #gradschool

What a beautiful day... for quantitative analysis class and an early afternoon focus group. #gradschool

Friday night XML class. Pray for me. #gradschool

@lstigerts @justinrbriggs D'ohhh! I keep missing you both. Was planning to go, but #gradschool homework calls. Next week at Distilled?

Note to self: tired (and/or hungover) #gradschool students are easily amused on a Saturday morning.

RT @Superfeet: New #infographic from @REI: how to choose running shoes

RT @brooksrunning: Checkout & RT this running shoes infographic from our partner @REI: How to Choose the Right Running Shoes for You

Do you know how much your FEET SWEAT every day? find out with @REI's newest infographic!

RT @REI: How much sweat do your feet produce per day? Find out, in our new #infographic!

A Painfully Fun @REI Infographic: How to Remove Cactus Spines From Your Skin: #cactusOW

Infographic from @Sightline - How Your Couch Could Kill You: