Lizzie O'Leary

What happened on US Airways flight 787 today? Our story:

The wa-ai-ting is the hardest part. Except when you read this awesome @kimseverson story.

CNN confirms NRC chairman Greg Jaczko is resigning. hat tip to @ryangrim, who broke the story.

@clintonyates @mikemadden dance for me, y'all. I have to finish a story. pretty sure @bigjohnrc is there, too!

Yep. RT @nitano: Must every story about the #Greece debt crisis include a picture of the parthenon?

I've covered vets unemployment for a couple years now, and these stories still make me want to go punch a wall.

@umarjones no dude. Open question.

NRC taking questions in conference call "by email." Um.

RT @dfriedman33: Reporter with collar sticking up earlier today asked Sen. Feinstein a question. Before answering, she reached out and fixed it.

@peterogburn mostly I just stand in front of the mirror and shout questions. and then email myself about it.

RT @ErikSchatzker: And it's over. The JPMorgan shareholder ends in a speedy 50 minutes. Not a lot of outrage here or, for that matter, tough questions.

"Why do they have to ask a question?" - my aunt, not understanding Jeopardy

RT @ReformedBroker: Jamie Dimon: Thank you, Facebook.

RT @lucymarcus: Ugh, tangled web. The analysts cut their estimates because a Facebook executive told them to, BI

RT @moorehn: Facebook ends the day at $38. It's like this whole day of trading never happened.

RT @AliVelshi: OK so @ChristineRomans expert market commentary on #FACEBOOK: "This is an anaconda swallowing a goat."

RT @aburnspolitico: Facebook investors: could I suggest you look into tulips?

Department of No Sh*t, Sherlock. RT @Reuters: NASDAQ says delay in delivering opening print in Facebook

RT @ReformedBroker: Jamie Dimon: Thank you, Facebook.

RT @Lafsky: Its definitely a Wall Street wedding when the priest makes Jamie Dimon jokes.

RT @m_delamerced: YES. @kevinroose finally put up the Sad Jamie Dimon Pinterest board.

RT @counterparties: Jamie Dimon reportedly berated Paul Volcker and a Fed offical at a dinner party just last month

Duh. RT @BetsyMTP: Jamie Dimon: "in hindsight, we took far too much risk. The strategy we had was badly vetted. It was badly monitored."

Nailed it. MT @mattyglesias: Jamie Dimon whining about capital requirements & inability to undertake risky trades:

Blogs of war? RT @jonathanshainin: I love his slideshows. RT @blakehounshell Very excited to be publishing @daveweigel today.

RT @AliVelshi: Petty Ofcr. 1st Cl. Ryan J. Wilson, 26, of CA became the 3,000th coalition death in the Afghan war. He was the 1,974th U.S. death

@andylancaster SPR can have an effect when there is an external event spiking prices (war, hurricane). but it's short-lived.

RT @KenDilanianLAT: U.S. escalates clandestine war in Yemen by ken dilanian and david cloud

"don't get involved and don't get mixed up." Horst Faas on war photography.

RT @amaeryllis: With the ousting of Peter Luger, the GOP's War on Steak has gone too far.

RT @marklotto: Twitter has reduced the whole spectrum of human emotion to grief, irony, flattery, and self-flattery.

@kairyssdal dude I hope your kids aren't on twitter.

Wait - is Donna Summer really dead or twitter dead?

RT @michaelroston: Don't be upset about Twitter circulating rumors of Gabriel Garcia Marquez's demise - this is exactly how magical realism works.

Matthew Crawley is on twitter --> @thatdanstevens. #swoon

Thank God my mother's not on Twitter.