Girls Tweets by @madamezooble

“I'm the type of girl you can bring home to mom's grave.”

“Those girls who were super into knitting in high school still suck.”

“My role has been upgraded from "extra" to "girl who gets fedora guy's attention."”

“HBO Girls VitaminWater Flavors: Body Positivity, Reappropriation, Privilege, Voice of our generation, Shoshanna”

“PRO: One time someone told me I was a good kisser for a white girl. CON: I still say "hey girl hey"”

“RT @DearAnyone: It's weird that some lizards are girls.”

Girls Gone Wild files for bankruptcy, the second cream-filled corporation to go bankrupt this year.”

“Carly Rae Jepsen is the kind of girl who would brag about using men's deodorant.”

“SEX TIP FOR STRAIGHT GIRLS: Pretend to like Top Gear”

“Hey girls in sun dresses. You look nice today.”

“You guys aren't going to believe this but I just met 5 girls who are ALSO "just like Lena Dunham."”

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