Mark Davidson

@toots11 @gdgeek I would answer that question but I need to verify your @klout scores first. I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience.

It's not worth it to me to risk lowering my own @klout score just to maintain a friendship or a business relationship.

Also, if anyone knows of a good barber with a @klout score of 70+, I'm in need of one. (My old barber only has a @klout score of 25.)

I checked my postal carrier's @klout score this morning... He is no longer allowed on my property. I will pick up my own mail.

I cannot and will not risk my future or the future of my family by associating with people with an unacceptably low @klout score.

I recognize that many people with a @klout score lower than 70 may be good people or contributors, I will not be associated with you. Sorry.

I am currently reading an archived copy of my Twitter timeline that I had right-click saved. Aug-Dec 2009. Wow. I used to be really smart.

@jodie_nodes @klout In the future, the most desirable employees will be those who spend the majority of their work day on FB and Twitter.

Very cool. @TheJenATX is now following me on Twitter. A nice person despite what her Twitter profile says about her snark.

What are you doing? (Retro Twitter): I am currently syncing my iPhone.

Okay. Seriously. Every time I type "facebook.com" into my Chrome address bar, Twitter comes up... That's a new one for me.

Really Twitter? Your possessive and jealous ways make me regret telling you, we could still be friends.

Okay, really. Gotta run. The significant other has a 70 Klout score, so I really don't want to **** this relationship up. Thanks.

@jodie_nodes Well, if @klout is to be believed, it's the way of the future. Did you know that job employment will be Klout score dependent?

If I'm not replying to your @replies, it's because I'm now charging $1 per Klout score point increase prepaid via my PayPal account. Thanks.

@bwhalley Oh, thanks for the return phone call, Bro! Do you know who I am!? I have a freakin' 80 Klout score! That's who I am! *giggles*

My Klout score seems to be stuck... This might require some drastic action here shortly. Dammit Scotty! I NEED MORE GHOST WRITERS!

Recently, I've been driving up my Klout score the old fashioned way (comment baiting) but with my current work load, I can't sustain it.

It's not worth it to me to risk lowering my own @klout score just to maintain a friendship or a business relationship.

If you are a real life friend, business associate, family member or service provider and you @klout score is lower than 60, it's good bye.

I also learned about something called "Monkey Business" today at @TallTalesBooks! (Monkeys are shrewd with business.)

The Monkey Business Illusion - Google+

@47project I don't think it's a joke for their business or the sponsors of their perks. It's a smart model.

RT @thebrandbuilder: . @1tonyjones Bingo. Love and trust are great, don't get me wrong, but in business, what do they ultimately drive? That's right: sales.

RT @YukariP: .@markdavidson and I are going out tonight and thought, hey, why not make it nto a tweetup? Let me know if you're free -venue TBA #yyj

RT @TallTalesBooks: Shoshana is back! Join us for FREE storytime tomorrow at 11am plus free balloon animals for all the kids courtesy of @ParTPerfectYYJ! #yyj

RT @YukariP: Glad I got to take @markdavidson to @TallTalesBooks for the first time. Such awesome books there. Bought two new books today :) #yyj

RT @janniaragon: Meet the Breathe Now Founders! @Breathe_Now #yyj Women's Nite Out.

RT @janniaragon: Lots of planning and confirming going on for @Breathe_Now w/ @toots11 @YukariP #yyj

RT @YukariP: RT @lolaspeaking: So excited & honoured to be included on the list of speakers for @Breathe_Now #yyj #events...

Me: "Baby, it's always a big deal when Yoda tweets to you."

Me: "Baby! You'll never guess who just tweeted to me!" Her: "Who?" Me: "He's green and a Jedi Master!" Her: "Yoda? Is that a big deal?"

Today, I learned a great deal about the world around me. I'd like to share some of the things I learned this afternoon at @TallTalesBooks!

@gbatuyong Creating a child theme just seemed silly and pointless. I'll deal with the next upgrade to the theme on my own.

"Yeah, it looks great in IE 8... Okay. Looks like crap in IE 7 but nobody uses that. What's the deal with IE 9? Help a guy out here, Steve."

My Mom: "How does a Klout score make you money? Mark Zuckerberg has the Facebook. Why don't you have a Facebook? That's a big deal."