Mark Davidson

“@ThomAllen I wish I could do that in real life. Sadly, all I have is the internet. Man, I'd love to fly me some jets!”

“Now, back to dealing with this CSS on this ****ty Acer Aspire while using my mobile hotspot to connect to the internet.”

“I am starting to think that I'm the last real man on the internet. Your blog makes you look like a ******.”

“I really can't use the internet anymore. I just can't. It's just too much. In my day, we *had* to do proper web design. It was the law.”

“If your blog header image was originally text and you are using a jpeg file format instead of png or gif, YOU ARE DESTROYING TEH INTERNETS!”

“@HennArtOnline @mayhemstudios @buttercupd You kids today with your internet slang. "Convo". Where do you get this stuff? Cracks me up.”

“@CLEAR Tech support told me the solution is to use the Internet less... And I think they just hung up on me... C'mon, really?”

“Google+ ruined "+1" for me. Talk about taking something internet hip and making it instantly uncool...”

“@SternFanGirl Referring to the internets in the plural is an age old tradition dating back to the 20th century.”

“Has anyone heard of AOL? I keep getting these discs from them in the mail and it seems like a good way to get on one of those internets.”

“@frankiepop Conjunctions on the internets are serious business.”

“@PeggyDolane Oh gosh no. Not by a long shot. Frightening and confusing teh internets since 1994.”

“This is a fascinating read. Choc full of internet history. All my emails combined both inbound and outbound are like a journal of geekery.”

“RT @TasukeaiENG: Tasukeai Japan is a civil society-initiated project aimed at widely disseminating 3.11-related information through the internet.”

“RT @jaredwsmith: Confirmation bias is not verification. "Clueless Internet marketer fires ghostwriters" is such an easy stereotype to believe. Well-played.”

“I was then told that sometimes the press rushes to post a news item to the internet and doesn't have time to fact check... Wait. What?!?”

“Okay, somebody just stopped me and accused me of trying to destroy the Internet... Which of course is true. One word at a time.”

“@marcymassura Klout! LET MY PEOPLE GO! (Seriously, I'm more like teh Moses of teh internets.)”

“RT @Chancelloriate: @markdavidson You are a brave man for giving out your number to the people of the internet.”