Mark Davidson

“RT @JasonFalls: @markdavidson We could find two more people with our follower count, combine our laundry and make someone else do ours! Heh.”

“Confirmed. Once I hit 200,000 followers on Twitter, I will no longer have to do my own laundry. Thank you @JasonFalls!”

“@chrisbrogan You have 200,000 followers on Twitter. Let me ask you something... Who does your laundry? Thanks.”

“@SashaKane I'm slowly beginning to realize that social media will not offer me refuge from doing my laundry... Unless I hit 200k followers!”

“Ugh. My iPhone timer has counted down to zero. This means the Social Media Titan must now fold and hang laundry. Okay. Okay. I'm coming...”

“@diamondave I do follow you... The Social Media Titan still has to do his own laundry. This displeases the Social Media Titan greatly.”

“RT @kajehart: @markdavidson SM Titan, what do you mean they're NOT lining up to do your laundry?! LOL! :)”

“I want to address that, @iWIC3. One day my friends, like my laundry, will become wrinkled. For now, I control only what I can.”

“Everyone has a different measurement of success. Mine is, one day I will never have to do my own laundry ever again.”

“Seriously. I thought once I got up to 50,000 followers on Twitter, there would be people doing my laundry for me.”

“It displeases the Social Media Titan that he has to do his own laundry and is still awake and not looking forward to hanging his shirts.”

“@ilov3starz lol. I have a long laundry list of iPhone alerts. I mostly keep them all off to preserve my sanity!”

“The final stages are when you think about all the things that you aren't doing in your life like preparing for BlogWorld or your laundry.”