Mark Davidson

“CISPA displeases the Social Media Titan.”

“@evemartel I on the other hand refer to myself as "The Social Media Titan" so what do I know? :-)”

“The Social Media Titan can't remember where he parked... I'm calling my personal assistant.”

“[THE SOCIAL MEDIA TITAN HAS LEFT THE STAGE]”

“The Social Media Titan must dine now. *clap* *clap* Servant girls, bring the Social Media Titan his midnight snack!”

“I refer to myself as the Social Media Titan and I have 50,000 followers... It doesn't seem right, does it. Follow @joshrizzo.”

“Note to Self: Referring to oneself as the Social Media Titan has a high follower cost.”

“Ugh. My iPhone timer has counted down to zero. This means the Social Media Titan must now fold and hang laundry. Okay. Okay. I'm coming...”

“@diamondave I do follow you... The Social Media Titan still has to do his own laundry. This displeases the Social Media Titan greatly.”

“@firebird_rising Nah. The Social Media Titan has that one covered.”

“It displeases the Social Media Titan that he has to do his own laundry and is still awake and not looking forward to hanging his shirts.”

“I have decided that from now on, I'm going to refer to myself in the third person and only as The Social Media Titan.”

“Okay, seriously. The Social Media Titan must eat now. Wrath consumes a lot of energy.”

“Okay. The Social Media Titan must eat now.”

“These social media people need to figure out how to make this **** work. I feel like we're living in the social media stone ages.”