Mark Davidson

“I am currently reading an archived copy of my Twitter timeline that I had right-click saved. Aug-Dec 2009. Wow. I used to be really smart.”

“@jodie_nodes @klout In the future, the most desirable employees will be those who spend the majority of their work day on FB and Twitter.”

“Very cool. @TheJenATX is now following me on Twitter. A nice person despite what her Twitter profile says about her snark.”

“What are you doing? (Retro Twitter): I am currently syncing my iPhone.”

“Okay. Seriously. Every time I type "facebook.com" into my Chrome address bar, Twitter comes up... That's a new one for me.”

“He's been driving the Twitter Short Bus since March 20, 2007... 1,869 days. @PreppyDude is among the earliest people here on Twitter.”

“Social media question: When a government leader who is known and wanted for war crimes follows you on Twitter, what do you do?”

“So, if you haven't followed me on Twitter for the last 3 or 4 years, this may seem strange to you. Silence and then BOOM! Defcon 5.”

“Wow. That really was a Facebook or Google+ post... Sorry Twitter. I'm still stuck in 2007, when Twitter was still a microblog. :-)”

“I will be forever grateful for the friendships and relationships I've been able to cultivate on Twitter. Again, thank you.”

“Oddly enough, a good share of the people who are most important to me, I've met on Twitter.”

“RT @SocialHoroscope: Scorpio: You may be feeling a little under the weather today. Your drunken tirade on Twitter last night has already been indexed by Google.”

“@the_gadgeteur Sorry... I didn't check your score. I have always liked you on Twitter. :-)”

“I just realized that I'm following @KimKardashian... This must be the work of Twitter. I can't imagine having done that while sober.”