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RT @binarybits: And no that's not an April fools joke. There really is a company that has thousands of tiny antennas to exploit a loophole in copyright law.
RT @kashhill: Like ads, April Fools Jokes should be labeled on news sites. (And avoided by readers if at all possible.)
RT @johnrobinson: News media April Fool's jokes: Are they unprofessional? Do they demonstrate light-heartedness? Or are they one more thing to distrust?
RT @levie: Google is the one company whose April Fools jokes are more realistic than their actual products.
RT @jeffbercovici: More shorter internet: "There is no difference between defending a joke and defending a writer's right to make it."
no jokes from Seth while introducing Jack Nicholson, because he knew Jack would have him killed
RT @mediascaper: If we could harness Seth MacFarlane's smarm and ability to telegraph a joke, we'd reduce our dependence on fossil fuels. #Oscars
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