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RT @kashhill: Like ads, April Fools Jokes should be labeled on news sites. (And avoided by readers if at all possible.)
RT @zimbalist: Caveat reader: Algorithmic aggregators will be very weird for the next 24 hours as they lack context for demoting April Fools stories.
RT @parislemon: You're not fooling anyone by not linking except a few decaying print readers.
MIT'S Jason Pontin: "Editors Hate to Hear This," but Readers Have High Regard for Native Advertising:
RT @zseward: Quartz reader emails email@example.com to request that we not link to Yahoo b/c she's boycotting the site in protest of the work-from-home ban.
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