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When you're walking up stairs with food in both hands and you feel your PJs slipping off your waist. Split second decision…GOODBYE PANTS.
lol walked into one of my favorite restaurants for the first time in years and dude was like, "HEY, I REMEMBER YOU. WHERE YOU BEEN??"
I will do anything for love (but I won't do…)
Client: "I'm really hungry. Here's my credit card. Just order anything, I don't care."You just opened the floodgates for me, homie.
Overheard in the ER:- Dude, did you cut off your finger??- YEAH. Look… *shows hand* ...Oh wait, my finger is over there, lol.GROSS.
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