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I loooove my family. But 7 straight hours looming in an otherwise empty house is also nice. #amwriting
All I wanted this afternoon was a nap before the @robynkonichiwa show. All my neighbors wanted was a bouncy house and the word "Wheeee!"
I'm totally against K-cups for environmental reasons, except when I'm visiting my decaf Maxwell House drinking parents. Thank god for Peets.
Spent the last night of my brother's visit watching a pod of whales near the Cliff House before eating…
if you're interested in house concerts in SF, follow @kcturnermusic: the shows he produces sell out quickly so you have to be in the know!
Just had the heating ducts vacuumed for the 1st time in >10 years in this house. Technician used the word "chunks"
Neighbor just told me she is "hardening the target," target being her house, hardening being bars, gates, kick-proof panels. #GoOakland
I'm sure the fact that my neighbor's house is entirely wrapped in industrial plastic with signs that…
Once again our house became the Candy Stock Exchange for the kids on our street. Dog is euphoric vaccuming up evidence with his nose.
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