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I thought about googling how to chop down trees, but decided to buy a book, instead.
RT @naughtynaffit: The world around me always feels a little stranger when I look up from an engrossing book.
Just read @kwilliams101's book "Love My Rifle More Than You: Young and Female in the US Army" cover to cover.
RT @badbanana: I'll be signing books at Barnes & Noble from 6 p.m. to whenever they kick me out for ruining all their books.
RT @BobMussolini: I can't find a publisher for my book "Winning Friends by Constantly Correcting Their Spelling and Grammar." Well, shat.
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