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“RT @ShannonPoe: It's Dodgeball. You learn how to duck & swing fast. Or you get beat down. THE AMERICAN WAY DAMMIT! #redeye”

“Now we have illiterate graduates who know how to put condoms on a banana. And 48% of new babies born out of wedlock, or something.”

“I thought about googling how to chop down trees, but decided to buy a book, instead.”

“this feinstein lady from Cali sure knows how to provide cannon fodder.”

“idiot. "@Sandmonkey: ...if we stop teaching women how to avoid getting raped & start teaching men not to rape.”

“a lot of proposed legislation sounds like "how to fleece taxpayers for money under the guise of an emotionally charged 'just cause'".”

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