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RT @itchsspeeches: Thatcher on feminism: "I hate feminism. It is a poison."
Thatcher on Mandela: "He is a terrorist."
Thatcher on Pinochet: "Welcome."
RT @wonderlandmag: Some people on Twitter think Cher's dead because of #nowthatchersdead hashtag. We give up on humanity.
RT @stephenfry: .@RuffianXion @mailbox This is twitter. You want #permanent_earnest_debate then form a social network called that (count me out BTW)
Someone has been rolling in the mud. #dog #doglife #dogstagram #dogsofinstagram #petsofinstagram #pup…
RT @Guy_Garvey: Walked past a bloke that said "Hey big dog!" Made me walk like a big dog.Well…like shnorbitz up on his hind legs.
RT @markbuckman1: I'm afraid its that time again chums. Desperately need a job. Please RT. Thank you
RT @markbuckman1: Sculpting finished. Someone give me a job please? Never ask usually but RT please chums
RT @markbuckman1: Sculpting finished. Someone give me a job please? Never ask usually but RT please chums
RT @alreadytaken74: Very sad to hear of the death of Teri Hatcher.
RT @yokoono: The death of a loved one is a hollowing experience. After 33 years our son Sean and I still miss him. Yoko Ono Lennon
RT @JohnFugelsang: Alcohol: 75,000 US deaths per year. Cannabis: Zero. Maybe next St. Patty's Day more people need to go green.
RT @prodigalsam: Hipster zombies want this really obscure part of your brain. You've probably never heard of it.
RT @KrystalSim: I know I'll never grow up because a part of my brain still thinks flushing the loo after 2am will give away my position to...something
RT @prodigalsam: Hipster zombies want this really obscure part of your brain. You've probably never heard of it.
RT @rosannecash: MANY hipsters on the streets of Zone C today. If I see any more leather leggings, work boots, skull caps & 1000-mile stares I'll need a nap.
RT @AnaGasteyer: How long til Hipster bartenders begin calling themselves Libation Consultants?
I really need to do my self review for work. I'm finding it difficult because I'm so awesome. How do I find the words?
RT @alexwatts: love this RT "@ThePoke: Filipino restaurateur misunderstands bad review; uses quote on signage. (via @davebromage)"
RT @AidanJohnMoffat: Spotify App Review: "This has saved me hundreds of pounds!" FUCK YOU.