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The return of the Zellweger squint!!! (Why didn't she brush her hair?) #Oscars
Seriously, we felt like we were underwater and on quaaludes watching that RT @dapina how high is Jaime Foxx? I just fell asleep #Oscars
Get Kristin Chenoweth a step stool for the love of god! She is an adorable chipmunk with a microphone #Oscars
Who else just saw Steve Guttenberg in the background of Halle Berry's interview? So excited he's at the Oscars!
RT @slackmistress: Dear E!: Please stop using "flattering" as shorthand for "look! A fat girl can dress herself!" #Oscars #BiteSizeTV
Best #Oscars red carpet segway goes to E for "Up next, we talk to the woman who puts the Swank in Hilary."
Jennifer Lawrence's dress makes up for that shoulder-pads-on-her-boobs mess from the Golden Globes. She looks awesome. #Oscars
Anne Hathaway looks like she's wearing an apron from Jessica McClintock. Also, were those shadows or her areolas? #Oscars
Old-Hollywood glamour at its finest: 32 #Oscars ceremony photos from the Academy's archives
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