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CNN asks How to contain Kim Jong Un - I say slap his legs and send him to bed with no supper. (and get your heir cut)
By the way 'get your heir cut' was a play on words and not a spelling error.
Rory Clement's 'The Heretics' is far superior to Archer in every way yet Waterstone's choose not to feature it on the just released shelves!
There was a robbery at the Apple store in Birmingham today. Police are looking for iWitnesses.
Police said Mick Philpott is obsessed with sex. The inmates of Wandsworth prison are looking forward to testing that theory when he arrives.
Just done the BBC's 'Class Calculator' survey. I'm an emergent service worker. Basically one up from the gutter!
BBC: Are there places more British than the UK? Seeing as Brit is now 70/30 foreign I would answer most probably.
BBC asks "What's it like working with the UK's worst criminals?" I don't know, I've never been an MP or entered the House of Commons.
To Iain Banks; Sir, if you have a year left then I hope it's the best damn year of your life. Sorry to hear this bad, sad news.
OMFG Not James Herbert? The UK's Stephen King. OMG.
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