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Nerds: I'm trying to hack my dad's sex robot & program it to queef whenever he says "I love you." Ideas?
Cuz it's the 3rd stage of grief? RT @ThatSusanBurke: Bringing Ted Nugent to the #SOTU is like bringing a prostitute to your dad's funeral.
I think I intimidate other #dads at the park with my rock-music talk (heck, balls, etc) but don't be shy dudes, I don't bite! #cool dad#
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