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“My wife is beautiful, but I'd cast Stephen Rea to play her in the film, since only his face could convey how disappointed she is in me.”

“.@LLBean I was wearing a pair of your flannel-lined dungarees when my wife told me our son wasn't mine.”

“can someone get a messag to my wife i have baked myself into a large blueberry pie in my shed”

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