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An amazing donation from @markhoppus to benefit my wife's rehab fund. Take a look:
Hanging out at the hospital can get pretty boring. Good thing my wife has big boobs and falls asleep a lot.
For anyone who has inquired about my wife's progress, here are a few updates:
Go to the drive-thru at Burger King, hand the person at the window an Egg McMuffin, and insist this is just a dream.
A pregnant doctor just took some of my wife's blood, which I'm sure she is taking back to her lab to inject into her superbaby.
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