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This is how I heard YOUR WEEK was going....


First you had trouble getting out of bed




You had a stiff neck




Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out




You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise




Your new hat looked better on you at the store




You keep losing things



You got caught in the rain at lunchtime




Then the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you




You feel trapped




Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime




On top of that you think you're coming down with the flu




And finally, you're alone in the house at night when you think you hear a noise in the basement




MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!!


Thought for the Day




Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.


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RELAX!!!

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