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I don't get why people think celebrities are different, better, or more interesting than the dude working at Target. But that's just me.
Carry on then, I'm going to attempt to find a TV-free bar and ponder celebrity fetishization.
Oh, this is the one where everyone yells at me in defense of their favorite plastic celebrity substitute for a real life. I forgot :)
A pretty good sign that you're wasting your life is caring about celebrities.
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