Celebrities Tweets by @umairh

“I don't get why people think celebrities are different, better, or more interesting than the dude working at Target. But that's just me.”

“Carry on then, I'm going to attempt to find a TV-free bar and ponder celebrity fetishization.”

“Oh, this is the one where everyone yells at me in defense of their favorite plastic celebrity substitute for a real life. I forgot :)”

“A pretty good sign that you're wasting your life is caring about celebrities.”

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