Future Tweets by @umairh

“It's like the future turned out to be the ultimate Rickroll.”

“There are no accidents in the perfect future. And no future.”

“Don't mistake me for a cynic. I believe we can unfuck the future. But it would help if we started trying.”

“The future isn't always what we choose to make it. It's precisely for that reason that we must try.”

“I just patented DroneVille, earned $46 billion, and simultaneously destroyed the future of humanity.”

MadamJ-Mo: Notes from an unemployable person

This is your future. Read it. "@jackseale: by ex-journo @Bristol_Jane. Notes from an unemployable person: "

“The future feels like a plastic spork stabbing me in the face.”

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