Plastic Tweets by @umairh

“Oh, this is the one where everyone yells at me in defense of their favorite plastic celebrity substitute for a real life. I forgot :)”

“So just because a string of text in a plastic box is called "an eBook", doesn't mean it has much in common with...a book.”

“The future feels like a plastic spork stabbing me in the face.”

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