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Oh, this is the one where everyone yells at me in defense of their favorite plastic celebrity substitute for a real life. I forgot :)
So just because a string of text in a plastic box is called "an eBook", doesn't mean it has much in common with...a book.
The future feels like a plastic spork stabbing me in the face.
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